RESEARCHING IT ON THE NET

My wife can never make up her mind about anything. She always needs someone else to give their opinion. For instance, when we thinking about choosing a home security system, she researched it on the net and came up with at least a dozen companies, but then she couldn’t decide between them. She claimed they all sounded alike to her and left it up to me. When she gets dressed to go out, she tries on her entire closet and models them for me and I have to pick her outfit. And even after that, she then makes me choose between 3 or 4 other outfits along with the one I just chose. Shoes are even worse. She has enough of them tucked away all over the house that she could fill up at least two closets with them. And you can imagine that she also makes me choose between all of them. It’s insanely frustrating. We’re always late to any dinner or party we get invited to. And not fashionably late either! I don’t even know why she agreed to marry me. There must have been 7 or 8 other guys who were interested in her and I’m sure they were asking her out all the time. What happened? Did they all just die and that’s how she finally decided on me?